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Hi and welcome to my site. I will have funny shtuff, as well as rants, raves, bitches, moans, groans, and what ever the heck else I feel like having!! Have fun, enjoy, and maybe smile a bit while you are here! Be sure to check out the links at the bottom for more shtuff. If you are looking for PTR Email Programs and other Money Programs, click the link at the bottom for the Virtual Garage Sale page, then scroll down. I have also added a page for all of the missing servicemen from the Viet Nam War that have never been accounted for by our "government".
We'll start out with a few internet bumper stickers!
The internet bumper stickers above come from the site Internet Bumper Stickers . You can snag any you like at the site for your own page, they just ask you do not link to the ones on their site. Upload them to your OWN server. They pay for their bandwidth, okay guys??
I have no idea who made the following pics. If you know please tell me so I can give proper credit (or if they are yours, let me know if you want them removed and I will).
Don't bitch and say Kerry is better than Bush. Go read my Political rants page to find out WHY I don't think so.
This one supposedly came from www.imagurl.com , but I cannot get the page to come up, so who knows! Funny though.
This one just gets a big hairy BLAR from me.
Now for cute play on words:
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Teacher Arrested
At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a
public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a
calculator.
At a morning press conference, Attorney general John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being
charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
"Al-Gebra is a fearsome cult," Ashcroft said. "They desire average
solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in
a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y'
and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong
to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'there are 3
sides to every 'triangle'."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes"
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A college girl was supposed to write a short story in as few words as
possible for her English class and the instructions were that it had to
include Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one who
received an A+ and this is what she wrote: Good God, I'm pregnant, I
wonder who did it.
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How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change
a lightbulb? The answer is seven:
1. One to deny that a bulb needs to be replaced.
2. One to question the patriotism of anyone who asks about the dark.
3. One to blame Bill and Monica for the burned-out bulb.
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of lightbulbs.
5. One to get together with the Vice President and figure out how
to pay a million dollars for a one-dollar bulb.
6. One to arrange a photo-op showing the President changing
the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an
American flag.
7. And finally, one to explain to Bush the difference between
screwing in a lightbulb and screwing the country.
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Hope you are smiling!!
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